How to Not Commit a Crime Against Italian Food Culture

I had thought tourists were committing fewer crimes against Italian food culture these days. With the advent of social media, there are endless blog posts, podcasts, and TikTok videos about Italian food rules. But, since I've witnessed some big bloopers lately, I feel a need to write an article which hopefully will be useful for people going to Italy for the first time. It should provide some laughs for those of you familiar with Italian food rules and maybe it will protect me from future association with these crimes as happened in the past when I was sitting next to the perpetrator 😂.